Do not get discouraged, Here's what Hillary is up against:

Alright so I've been hearing concerns from Hillary supporters because of all of these latest smear hit pieces. Let me show you what we're up against, you'll see that no other candidate stands a chance (let alone has the attributes of compassion, loyalty, patriotism, and integrity that only Hillary has).

John Edwards: yesterday's news. Nobody cares about him anymore, his only role now is to smear hillary.

Barack Obama: Absolutely no substance. He talks about a new kind of politics but never gets to any detail about what he stands for.

Chris Dodd: fringe candidate. No chance in hell.

Joe Biden: he has street cred but nothing else.

Dennis Kucinich: people are already starting to suspect he's from mars. No competition here.

Mike Gravel: nuts.

Bill Richardson: who? He's only running this race to expand his name recognition.

Mitt Romney: No way a Mormon could be elected president.

Giuliani: pro-war cross dresser. Not a chance.

John McCain: his party has abandoned him.

Fred Thompson: a dummied down Dr. Phil. Too lazy, no substance.

Ron Paul: fringe candidate.

Tom Tancredo: who?

Mike Huckabee: Former baptist minister. The last thing America wants is a theocracy.



And that's it folks. Could you really imagine any of these candidates seriously beating Hillary? No way Jose.