Hillary Clinton sent us an e-mail today begging for money

Good lord people. We were up all night long in talks with supposed insiders, trying to get some details on the rumor that we're on top of. We have more information, but we're trying to confirm sources at this time.

What's odd though is at the same time we're learning of this rumor that she's quitting the race, Hillary Clinton is begging us for money.

Hey Hillary: It's over. Quit spamming our e-mail. We've heard the rumors about you quitting the race, think you're going to pull a fast one on us? We'd be better off flushing our hard earned dollars down the toilet than sending it to your campaign.