Joke of the day

We apologize for the lack of updates today but we are in the process of getting Bob Nash fired and it has been a difficult process so far. Keep those e-mails going to the official campaign though. And now for the joke of the day...



Today's joke comes from Bob Rinske in Ohio:


Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?

A: Because they’re shellfish.

Joke of the day

Sorry folks, we've been a little busy lately and haven't had time to do a Joke of the Day for a while. To make up for it, today we're giving you 3! Feel free to pass these around to your friends.



Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. The first one said to the other," You stay here and I'll go on ahead. "

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Q: What does the ocean say to the boat?

A: Nothing. It just waves.

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Q: What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?

A: I think we must be sole mates.

Joke of the day

Today's joke come from Marry Schneider in Florida. I didn't really like this joke, but the staff at Vote for Hillary Online got a kick out of it so I decided to post it.


A duck, a frog, and a skunk all wanted to go to the movies where the admission was $1. Which one of the three couldn't afford to go?

The skunk.

Why? Well, the duck had a bill, the frog had a greenback, but the skunk only had a scent.

Joke of the day

Today's joke of the day comes from Allison Wickter in Colorado. Keep 'em coming folks.

Joke of the day

These two jokes are from Ashley W. in Alabama. Keep 'em coming folks!


Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?


A: A little horse.


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Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?


A: Tooth hurty.

Joke of the day

Gary Williams from Seattle sent this one in yesterday, keep them coming folks!


A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."