Sorry folks, we've been a little busy lately and haven't had time to do a Joke of the Day for a while. To make up for it, today we're giving you 3! Feel free to pass these around to your friends.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. The first one said to the other," You stay here and I'll go on ahead. "
Q: What does the ocean say to the boat?
A: Nothing. It just waves.
Q: What did the right shoe say to the left shoe?
A: I think we must be sole mates.