Vote for Hillary Online offering cash for inside gossip

Alright here's the deal: We here at Vote for Hillary Online have been receiving a lot of e-mails over the past 24 hours with all sorts of rumors, hot tips, and inside gossip. Problem is, none of them are substantiated as of yet. We need someone from inside the Hillary Clinton campaign to confirm that she is in fact going to drop out in 2 days. Oops, did I just let that out? Yup, rumor has it, she will drop out on Saturday. But we need proof. So if you're in the campaign, spill the beans! We're offering cold hard cash for insider information.

Contact us at voteforhillaryonline@yahoo.com

$100 for Dirt on Obama

Folks, it has been rumored that the Hillary campaign has gotten wind of some serious dirt on Barack Obama. We discussed this last week quite thoroughly. We noted that the Hillary Clinton campaign has too much integrity and values to release this information. Well, if there truly is dirt on Obama, we here at Vote for Hillary Online would like to get to the bottom of what it is. We are not endorsed by the official campaign here, so we do not necessarily need to abide by the same policy of not releasing the information. And if in fact this is as devastating as we think it may be, then it is important that the American people know about it. Adequate information in the hands of the voters is vital to a healthy democracy so we can all make informed choices.

We are offering $100 for this information that was rumored to exist. By the way, please do not waste our time with information that is already available to the public. We already know that Barack Obama used to be a heavy drug user.

Some conditions:

• It has to be new information not already in the media
• It must be true
• It has to be verifiable
• It must be damaging to his career if made known

Note: we will only award $100 to the first person that offers this secret information. If we get 25 messages with the same info, we can't give all of you $100.

Also, please keep in mind laws pertaining to slander. It is not legal to make false accusations in order to ruin someone's good name. If we receive any unverifiable information, we will be forwarding it to the authorities.